dear diary!

ITS DILLY!!!

well, i just want you all to know, that i am doing much better.

Ive finally found myself. it was on a three day retreat in the mountains. theres nothing like fresh mountain air and wild unicorns flitting aobut the trees to help you find your inner self. i just can accept who i am now and love myself.

i would also like to say, that when i was younger, i useed to give all of my lovely playmates endearing nicknames! so that we could share in an even further bonding of our relationship. Ive decided to not let that tradition fade. Ive decided to Nickname my newest playmate. MY VAGINA. aka: VAGGIE! gosh she is friendly. and always FUN FUN FUN.

well i better be off now. Vaggie and i are playing......wet willy? heeheehee. byeee!


xoxoxoxo
lata playaz!
Dilly

Well, I know now what must be done... I know people will look at me strangely and I may become a social outcast but it will be WORTH it if it means the boys will like me! Call me Diana from now on because I'M GETTING A SEX CHANGE! I've saved up enough money and I've been too nervous to tell my friends via RL but I'm sure it's easier on LJ. I know it may be shocking but... Julie, now we can REALLY have an all-girl slumber party! And Sam, now I won't run away when you try to put makeup on me cuz you know I secretly wanted to wear it. I hope everyone supports me in this decision... I'm going to La Senza to buy thongs!


... Bwahahahaha! APRIL FOOLS!

I had you for a second, didn't I? :) No, under it all I'm still some kind of boy. Girls are so awesome but having a clitoris... I don't know. It just doesn't really float my boat. PENISES ALL THE WAY! I might get a cock ring because it's so cool! Yeah, so what if my cock gets infected, turns blue and drops off my body? Then I can join a support group and meet CUTE GUYS!

APRIL FOOLS AGAIN! Ohohohohohohohoho! This really is too much fun, I'm going to have to go, I just pissed myself from laughing so much. I'm going to go to my room, fling myself on the bed and masturbate in front of Corey and/or Shane's framed photo!

Alas the only relationship I'll ever have is with my right hand... Or my left hand once my right hand gets tired. Goodbye for now!

Current Mood: giddy
Current Music: Britney Spears- Overprotected

omg i havnt updated in SOOOO LONG!! 'cause ive been too busy tapping asses. SO heres what has gone on since the last time i updated. i asked cory wilson out times 800 and he told the principal and i got suspended for sexual harassment! :*(. I;ve given up on cory. I have to find another victim... who will be... SHANE. Omg shane... oh shane... oops sorry..  i just love shanes pale complectoion, it will go SO well with my chestnut roots. speaking of roots, i need to re-dye my hair OMG itss soooooooo growing out. ill have to go to the hairdresser soon... hopefully its a guy.. whos hot.
well my mom has been begging me to get off for the past 8 and three quarter minutes so i must skidaddle!! HAHAHA
love duylan

Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: so yesterday - hillary duff

Well today i was dissapointed because i thoght mr.Robertson was going to talk about the nudity in the rome status again...but he dident and dont you find it just oh so utterly tragic that the statues of all those perfectly molded men were destroyed over the years? its enough to bring me to tears.

well besides that my day was alright, i went to the store and bought all the stuff needed to make a delightfull batch of aromic poperie.It smells so nice, i especially love sprinkling it around my room and laying on my rose colored bed sheets while having romantic daydreams about cory. Oh how i long to feel his manly arms wrapped around me.his bulging biceps are such a turn on.
oh well, someday i hope ill have someone to hold me at night and i will no longer have only my mothers bossum to cry on.

well im off to go light some lavender candles and sing hillary duff on my karoky machine (shes so perfect)

bye
luv u 4 eva

Current Mood: flirty

I know Im breaking the rules! But i couldnt resist!

As the day goes on....i can't help but feel so girly, or maybe its gayness?
Well anyways....i just think me and sara aren't a good couple! You see I beat her almost everyday! I dont mean to, but i do....and she is swollen now! oops! hehe Yup and I miss Cory....so much! I'm crying right now. Sara I'm sorry to tell you this way...but I'm gay. Cory has a butt that wont quit. his abs and...oooooo his sausage factory is so mig xD. Well i better to be off. Oh Sara is goning to straighten my hair, eeeeeee. Well atleast one thing about me will be straight! Well...OH BOY!!! BRITNEY'S ON! AND WHAT MY MOM BOUGHT SHOES FOR ME. HIGH HEELS!!! EEEEE. BEST WEEK EVER! IM HAVING A GIRLS NIGHT SOON. SLUMBER PARTY! There will be sappy movies and long talks about Cory (l)!!!

Current Mood: horny

Okay, so, my day today was such a total bummer!
Although i did show some some totally cool new disco moves my friends are all so jealous of.
Lyke, check it out!!!!!!1!!11!11

Aren't i like, so incredibly hot?

And that's me glaring at Julie, cause she's so beautiful and i'm so not...
I wish i was Julie. She has the perfect bust size...

This is another of my totally sweet dance moves, although it would be easier if i didn't have a penis...
Oh well..
A boy can only wish...
I'm so gonna totally go watch Bring It On because i idolize their flexibility and beautiful chests.
I wish i had a chest like that. Then all the boys would absolutely love me.
Well, ttyalllll l8aaaa.
Luvz 4ev-a



<3<3Dylan!!!!1111!!1!!!1
Lyke, Oh Em GEEEE!
Tee hEee hEeeEHEEE I'M LiKe So CooOl CAuSe Of My typIng!!!1!11111!!!1!1

Current Mood: ditzy

Dear diary,

Sometimes I wonder why my parents are so upset about my true feelings. They've seen this diary, they know about my affectionate and passionate love for Cory Wilson.. Oh.. Just thinking about him makes me wet. I love him dearly. I asked Cory out again today.. I just couldn't help it. I couldn't believe the reaction he had.. That's the most I've ever cried in my whole life! Legally blonde was great.. Doesn't Reese Wotherspoon have the perfect body? I wish I had a body like her.

Anyways, I really should watch that movie again.. But maybe I'll watch Little Orphan Annie first.. I haven't watched it for two whole days!

Peace and love,
Dylan

Dear Diary,

Today I saw a boy. He was sooo dreamy, and he had an ass that wouldn't quit. He had muscley arms, blonde curly locks, and eyes that were windows into his soul. Oh why am i so misunderstood. I went to buy my first bra today, and the saleswoman refused to measure my supple bosom. How rude! they're just jealous. I'm thinking i might get hair extentions, because i just can't wait till my hair is long enough so i can flip my hair in cory's direction. ooh cory. <3<3

i'm off to watch Legally Blonde. Oh i wish i was her, *sigh*

luv 4 eva
Dylan!

ok. this is dylans diary. :) here are some basic rules. other than today, there can only be like, one or 2 entries per day. and if u posted the last entry, u cannot post the next one. wait ur turn. sorry there are rules i apologise!!



Dear diary,

this morning i came to a descision seeing as penises just get in the way. i believe a change "down there" is needed just for me. My friends have teased me an awful lot lately, as ive told them all about my real feelings. It just isnt fair! girls can be so mean, but boys are worse, theyre so immature! oh well, once i talk to my mom ill never have to worry about boy problems again!

today was the most beautiful day of my life. i was walking down the mainhall when i sawe my crush cory, i got really nervous, but i worked up the courage to say "hi,cutie!" cory gave me the dirtiest look i have ever gotten in my life, and i ran to the bathroom and cried. nobody understands my needs for affection.

i asked cory out in french class today and he said no. why must my life be so awful? the day didnt get andy better either. some bitch in the hall stepped on my brand new Gucci heels! i was so crushed! when i got home my mom took me out for a big day of shopping at st-laurent. that was awesome except i think im gaining weight! i tried on this new pair of hip huggers in the size i normally wear, but they didnt fit! i had to get 2 sizes bogger! it was horrid! i sat in the change room as tears welled up in my eyes. maybe i should join weight watchers. im so depressed, its not my fault nobody likes me, its not my fault i prefer big masculin bananas over...whatever girls have down in their undies. i wish cory felt the same way about me as i do about him. i love everything about him, from his choice in pastels to that mountain in his pants. one day he will be mine forever.

i just finished listening to "toxic" by britney spears! oh how i wish i could dane like her, shes suck an inspiration! the colour of julies glasses match my bedsheets at home, and thta colour is my favorite. hopefully i will get new glasses soon and that colour would be delectable. i think my beautiful eyes would, like, totally be complimented! well im off to listen to some more britney spears!!


luv 4 eva
Dylan!

Dear Diary,
today i watched my favorite movie ever! oh my gawd i LOVE little orphan annie SO MUCH! and the song are ever so jolly. i wish i could meet her, she is SUCH an inspiration! today i think i am going to julies house after school! (shes lovely) but im kind of upset because i was hoping to go home and curl my hair! and i think my mother bought a new dress i was hoping to try on! its a beautiful teal chiffon with a silk trim! simply glam! yesterday was definetly a milestone for me because i wore heels and didnt even get ONE blister! and also...ive been thinking...y'know, penises just get in the way!!! i mean gawd! its such a pain! well id bettere go now! im stencilling unicorns onto my diary!!

luv 4 eva
Dylan!